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Carlton-Shattering Typhoon
Cost: 6 motes, 1 Will
Duration: One Turn
Type: Simple
Min MA: 7
Min Ess: 7
Prereqs: Burning Caress of the Oiled Chain, The Glorious Spirit Form

The character's fists blur as she pounds them against the air, shattering the currents of the world and casting a storm of broken and burning Essence towards her foes. Any hippie or liberal object in front of her suffers 15 dice of aggravated damage. If they survive the damage, they are immediately effected with a Third Circle Disease with powers similar to Pattern Spider Touch, and are transformed into a Essence 1 frat dude with a 3-dot Resistance speciality in Consuming Alcohol. Buildings are transformed into run down off-campus housing. This is an unblockable, undodgeable effect. For each turn the Exalt continuosly performs this Charm, the effects strech to another Hippie/Liberal school.